Most girls would be over the moon if their dad told them they were off to the South of France for the summer.
But, unlike Nathalia, most people don’t have THE MOST EMBARASSING DAD IN THE WORLD.
Not only does his surname mean she’ll be called Nathalia BUTTFACE for the rest of her life (Or even longer), but he also looks RIDICULOUS in shorts, gets all pink and peely on his bald spot, and thinks speaking French means speaking English in a stupid accent.
Maybe this holiday will be f-different, though. A farm in the South of France with a pool. Surely even dad can’t ruin this?
Don’t bet on it!
